I will be your happy beagle, I will lay at your feet, I will love you all day, I will make you complete. When you feelin’ down and lonely, you can call out my name, Here I come – just for you – I am already trained, There ain’t no better, honest lovin’ anywhere on the street, I will be your happy beagle, I will lay at your feet.
The beagle dog is faithful, always glad to see you, He’s your pal, your supporter any time you is blue. I will never call you bee-otch even if you get mad, Look at me, wag my tail I be perpetually glad, All I ask don’t get no other doggies who will compete, ’cause I will be your happy beagle, I will lay at your feet.
I ain’t no pussy cat I don’t go out on the prowl, Even if you don’t feed me I don’t complain with ‘meeow’. I protect you like an army, never act like a pig, Any clothes you put on, hey babe your butt don’t look big. Watch me do my tricks for you, if you give me a treat, I will be your happy beagle, I will lay at your feet.
Your previous boyfriend, was a cheat and a jerk, He made a mess of your place, and never tried to get work. I hope you realize, I am woman’s best friend, I will walk with you mistress, until the bitter end. Call me Spot, call me Rover, call me Brutus or Pete, I will be your happy beagle, I will lay at your feet.