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I will be your happy beagle, I will lay at your feet,
I will love you all day, I will make you complete.
When you feelin’ down and lonely, you can call out my name,
Here I come – just for you – I am already trained,
There ain’t no better, honest lovin’ anywhere on the street,
I will be your happy beagle, I will lay at your feet.

The beagle dog is faithful, always glad to see you,
He’s your pal, your supporter any time you is blue.
I will never call you bee-otch even if you get mad,
Look at me, wag my tail I be perpetually glad,
All I ask don’t get no other doggies who will compete, ’cause
I will be your happy beagle, I will lay at your feet.

I ain’t no pussy cat I don’t go out on the prowl,
Even if you don’t feed me I don’t complain with ‘meeow’.
I protect you like an army, never act like a pig,
Any clothes you put on, hey babe your butt don’t look big.
Watch me do my tricks for you, if you give me a treat,
I will be your happy beagle, I will lay at your feet.

Your previous boyfriend, was a cheat and a jerk,
He made a mess of your place, and never tried to get work.
I hope you realize, I am woman’s best friend,
I will walk with you mistress, until the bitter end.
Call me Spot, call me Rover, call me Brutus or Pete,
I will be your happy beagle, I will lay at your feet.